The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Quoted in the Bismarck, N.D., Tribune

Nopi says: Be careful what you wish for!
 
They keep talking about drafting an Iraqi Constitution. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart people, it has worked pretty well for over 200 years here and President Obama does not seem to be using it any longer. Check it out.

Nopi says: Thanks to Larry the Cable Guy and Porter McKinnon of Phoenix, Arizona!
 

A Connecticut man serving a ten year sentence for driving his car into and killing a young boy on a bicycle has sued the dead boy's parents for negligent infliction of emotional distress as a result of allowing the boy to ride his bicycle without a safety helmet. Question: Do we blame the driver, the driver's lawyer or the judge for allowing this law suit to exist?

"Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators or Representatives, and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States."

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(Mike Luckovich)